According to me…..

LOL  Got this email today!  lol

Worried your pension will run short ?

Senior health care solution –

So you’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you – what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!  New teeth – no problem.  Need glasses, great.  New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?  All covered.   (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.)

And who will be paying for all of this?  The same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore.



Comments on: "Senior Health Care Solution" (2)

  1. I agree, very sad indeed….

    I know a lot of folks that do commit a minor crime once it gets cold outside… it’s a place to be warm and to get fed. They tell folks before they do it that they’ll be gone a while…. it’s so sad, this world.

    LOL to entertainment and menu options…. lol I don’t know what they serve in either for food, but I imagine it’s probably similar. lol 🙂

    Have a fantastic day, please! 🙂

  2. It’s a sad and sorry state we’re in, when we take better care of our criminals than our elderly!
    I’m sure many perps actually view prisons as accomodation lol. I think i’d rather be a prisoner in th UK than Canada, more entertainment and menu options.

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